Captain Ramen's definitions

celebutant

Someone who is famous, i.e. is featured in Vanity Fair magazine, on the E! channel, et al., but has no talent other than being a slutty whore. A celebutant should not be confused with a porn star.

Did you see that celebutant Kim Kardashin on the E! channel?
No, but I saw someone bust a nut all over her face in some video!
What a whore!

by Captain Ramen June 3, 2007