Fareakin

Beyond freakin, just below fuckin.
You've gotta be fareakin kidding me!
There's no fareakin way I'm going in there again.
That tarantula was fareakin huge!
by Captain Nimbus June 07, 2013
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procaffinate

To sit around and drink coffee instead of getting things done. Can be done while reading or watching TV.
I had fifty things I needed to do, but instead I just sat around and procaffinated with a book and my favorite mug.
by Captain Nimbus September 02, 2013
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