Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Captain Motorcycle

Cottage cheese in a bag

Legs/things of an overweight woman in leggings or tight pants that are so tight you can see cellulose marks.

Sam: "Ever see cottage cheese in a bag?"
*Woman walks past in far too tight leggings*
Garret: *gags* Fuck you, dude.

Steve: "Check out the huge Nats on this chick!"
Craig: "Holy Shit! She's got to be at least a DDD"

Term used by clickbait sites to justify low content articles to be pushed out via video instead of being a written or fleshed out

Video essay is not used in a sentence by anyone with an IQ over 10