Captain Motorcycle's definitions

Bailing Spinach

When a lawn is cut after being over grown while the grass is still wet. So wet that the grass comes out of the mower like clumps of cooked spinach and stalls the mower.

Damn, I haven't cut the grass in 3 weeks. I'm gonna be bailing Spinach Saturday

by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022

Rotten Soldier

Your best friend, your pal, your homeboy, sweet cheese, your good time boy. Used by Laszlo on What We do in the shadows to describe his best human friend.

‘Cause he’s my best friend, he’s my pal. He’s my home-boy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good-time boyeh.
-Laszlo Cravensworth, aka regular human bartender Jackie Daytona

by Captain Motorcycle July 22, 2022

Vibing

An idiot's favorite verb. It means things are going well or good. Used by internet users who have no imagination

I met a chick on tinder and we started vibing right off.

by Captain Motorcycle October 16, 2019