Captain Jones's definitions

squeeze job

Just like hand job, except harder.

Person #1 gave gave Person #2 a squeeze job by accident when they meant to give them a hand job.

by Captain Jones September 7, 2005

ghrett

A canceled game (soccer, basketball, etc.).

Dude, I can't believe all of these ghretts we've been having during the season...it's ridiculous!

by Captain Jones December 28, 2005