Definitions by Captain James Kidd

modem boner 

Modem Boner is when your watching porn or Chiving and your computer or smart phone locks up from the hard on it gets.

Ray was watching porn on his iPad at home when all the sudden his iPad got a modem boner and quit working.

modem boner by Captain James Kidd February 20, 2014

Stinkyberger

A stinky fuck that works next to you. When its 90 degrees outside he's sweating like a nigger trying to sign a check. He most likely will smell at 9 oclock in the morning and get more ripe with time.

Did you smell that stinkyberger this morning. Jesus he needs a shower and deoderant!

Stinkyberger by Captain James Kidd September 26, 2012