Definitions by Captain Jackass

twitter 

The legal form of stalking another human being with out penalty.

Following a celebrity reading every piece of information they expose to the world on their twitter page.

twitter by Captain Jackass April 23, 2011

cunt nugget 

the sexually transmitted object found in the vagina. A root from digging for gold: digging for a cunt nugget.

A boy and his girlfriend were having sex. The girlfriend had placed four starburst into her vagina for her boy friend to eat out. Two weeks after she had pain from the vagina and went to the doctor to find out that a starburst was still in there. She realized her boyfriend had eaten her cunt nugget.

cunt nugget by Captain Jackass December 22, 2010