Update Day

The one day, usually every month or so, where you finally crack, and update Adobe, Itunes, Steam, and a bunch of other crap all day. Basically renders your computer useless if you are using anything but solitaire.

God dammit! iTunes wants me too update! And Steam too! I guess it is update day again.

by Captain Jack Mehoff April 13, 2013

Blackpack

When a black guy hugs a girl from behind and walks with her still hugging her back.

Man that girl has a nice blackpack! Bet it has a bunch of drugs in it

by Captain jack mehoff September 27, 2022

Double Kill

The act of flushing a toilet after you used it, and then unknowingly flushing it again while it is still flushing, resulting in a failed flush attempt and a hollow flush sound. However, if for waiting 9 seconds, the crap is still in there, Double kill it.

All the other men stared awkwardly at Bob when he went for a double kill in the urinal. Why would he double kill? He wasn't crapping. It was completely unnecessary.

by Captain Jack Mehoff December 15, 2012