Definitions by Captain Jack Mehoff
Rainbow Poop
A genetic mutation occurring with a cat and a Pop Tart resulting in the ability to have an addicting annoying song, something to troll about, the icanhazcheeseburger franchise, and making rainbows come out of your butt while flying through the air. The rainbow poop can be turned into monochromatic poop if the Nyan Cat's diet isn't maintained. His diet is small children and bananas.
Son: "Mommy, why are we putting little Jeffery outside?"
Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."
Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."
Rainbow Poop by Captain Jack Mehoff December 17, 2012
Helping Dora Over
Helping Dora Over by Captain Jack Mehoff December 15, 2012
Double Kill
The act of flushing a toilet after you used it, and then unknowingly flushing it again while it is still flushing, resulting in a failed flush attempt and a hollow flush sound. However, if for waiting 9 seconds, the crap is still in there, Double kill it.
All the other men stared awkwardly at Bob when he went for a double kill in the urinal. Why would he double kill? He wasn't crapping. It was completely unnecessary.
Double Kill by Captain Jack Mehoff December 15, 2012