A social-media disorder in which none of the person's tweets are interesting, so they constantly retweeting annoying/irrelevant/unfunny things, unknowingly ruining all of their follower's timelines.
Person 1: Darnit, I am unfollowing Jessica, she retweets way to much!
Person 2: Sounds like she has a bad case of Retweetonitis.
Person 2: Sounds like she has a bad case of Retweetonitis.
by Captain Jack Mehoff September 07, 2014
A game in which a group of males sit in a circle and masturbate furiously onto a cookie in the middle. The premise is that whoever ejaculates last onto the cookie or doesn't finish at all has to eat the seminal fluid covered cookie by the previous contestants. Named "Frost the Cookie" because of the white color of semen on the cookie.
by Captain Jack Mehoff February 04, 2014
A genetic mutation occurring with a cat and a Pop Tart resulting in the ability to have an addicting annoying song, something to troll about, the icanhazcheeseburger franchise, and making rainbows come out of your butt while flying through the air. The rainbow poop can be turned into monochromatic poop if the Nyan Cat's diet isn't maintained. His diet is small children and bananas.
Son: "Mommy, why are we putting little Jeffery outside?"
Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."
Mom: "We are feeding Nyan Cat, dear. We don't want his rainbow poop to turn monochromatic."
by Captain Jack Mehoff June 13, 2012