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Definitions by Captain J Cizzle

turkey neck fiesta

When a group of of men surround a sombrero and masturbate onto it.
Man, it's like a turkey neck fiesta in here.

turkey neck siesta 

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.
Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!