turkey neck fiesta

When a group of of men surround a sombrero and masturbate onto it.

Man, it's like a turkey neck fiesta in here.

by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011

turkey neck siesta

variant to "turkey neck fiesta"

When a group of men place a sombrero onto a sleeping person, then surround it and mastubate onto the sombrero.

Did you hear?....They did the turkey neck siesta on Jenny!

by Captain J Cizzle November 29, 2011