1 definition by Captain Howdy
Vincent "Don Vito" Margera is a reality television star from Viva La Bam. He's Brandon "Bam" Margera's uncle and Phil Margera's brother. He is a rather large specimen who boasts such qualities as a lazy eye, no front teeth, a raw area on his foot, a rotted toenail, skin tags in his armpits, a dented back, an exceptionally large beer belly, and an enormous double chin. Vito is a member of the CKY crew, and he seems to fit in very well with Bam and his friends, all of whom are at least half of Vito's age. Don Vito is most famous for his indistinguishable speech. When he gets upset or excited, he begins to babble incoherently and will continue to babble for quite some time, often stopping only when he gets what he wants (money, beer, food, nice girls, a new car, etc).
1. Bam: That's not Spanish!
Don Vito: It is too spaglee buh gabble guh Taco Bell was on the menu!
2. Phil: Are you sure you didn't fart or anything?
Don Vito: Ya ya Phil ya gott ya ya feel a ten field goat a tin a feel a wheel a bell!
3. Don Vito: I am Abudabu gandadint gav beer annin aahgahtago Istanbul I got no luggage.
Don Vito: It is too spaglee buh gabble guh Taco Bell was on the menu!
2. Phil: Are you sure you didn't fart or anything?
Don Vito: Ya ya Phil ya gott ya ya feel a ten field goat a tin a feel a wheel a bell!
3. Don Vito: I am Abudabu gandadint gav beer annin aahgahtago Istanbul I got no luggage.
by Captain Howdy April 21, 2007