Captain Hotpants's definitions

Walrusing

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.

I thought it would be weird when Sue started Walrusing Ben and me. It wasn't.

by Captain Hotpants March 3, 2015

walrusing it

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.

Last night, I caught Wanda totally walrusing it with Alex and Steve!

by Captain Hotpants March 3, 2015

short dick surprise

When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.

It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)

b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis

"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."

by Captain Hotpants September 18, 2015