Definitions by Captain Hotpants

short dick surprise 

When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.

It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)

b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis

"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."

short dick surprise by Captain Hotpants September 18, 2015

Walrusing 

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.

I thought it would be weird when Sue started Walrusing Ben and me. It wasn't.

Walrusing by Captain Hotpants March 3, 2015

walrusing it 

When performing oral sex on two penises at the same time, so it looks similar to when placing chopsticks in the mouth to emulate the appearance of a walrus.

Last night, I caught Wanda totally walrusing it with Alex and Steve!

walrusing it by Captain Hotpants March 3, 2015