Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire's definitions

Jangles the moon monkey

Me

No, I’m jangles the moon monkey

by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019

Jangles the moon monkey

Me

No, I’m jangles the moon monkey

by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019

Saltmomba

Evil red haired monster that claims niggers are humans that hates anything good and claims she acts like summer and walks like rain, also commonly called the anti-bush.

Did you hear about saltmomba and the ice cream trucks teamed up to take down the bush?

by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire January 31, 2019

booty bandwagon

A viscous creature that loves to consume booty rocket wagons, it’s also one of the only predators of the wild oppressor hawk. The booty band wagon doesn’t die it just goes to the nearest ramp to rest on

I saw a booty bandwagon plow through an entire class that of retarded kids yesterday

by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019