2 definition by Captain Dipshit

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a female who likes to floss diamonds/jewelry ostentatiously
These ice mommies think they're all that.
by Captain Dipshit April 19, 2004

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Scibelli who plays with flowers in Maine during the winter.
Someone tell the fruitflorist that his buttpirate friend is here with some more flowers.
by Captain Dipshit October 08, 2003

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