Definitions by Captain Dipshit

ice mommy

a female who likes to floss diamonds/jewelry ostentatiously

These ice mommies think they're all that.

ice mommy by Captain Dipshit April 19, 2004

fruitflorist

Scibelli who plays with flowers in Maine during the winter.

Someone tell the fruitflorist that his buttpirate friend is here with some more flowers.

fruitflorist by Captain Dipshit October 8, 2003