Definitions by Captain Aardvark

Stefanik

A turd that plops itself out of your butt and makes its way into politics.

I pushed out a real stinky Stefanik and now it is a House Republican Conference Chairwoman!

Informal name for vagina used by mothers and old ladies.

Giving birth to Diedre really stretched me out down there. I need to get reconstructive surgery on my fufu!