Captain Aardvark 's definitions

Stefanik

A turd that plops itself out of your butt and makes its way into politics.

I pushed out a real stinky Stefanik and now it is a House Republican Conference Chairwoman!

by Captain Aardvark February 9, 2024

Fufu

Informal name for vagina used by mothers and old ladies.

Giving birth to Diedre really stretched me out down there. I need to get reconstructive surgery on my fufu!

by Captain Aardvark January 7, 2022