1 definition by Captain Meteo
The best weather forecasting computer model from the 1980's-1990's. While the GFS and ETA would be off sipping tea on some trade wind, NGM rolled up his coarse calculus sleeves and resolved the biggest and baddest storms! No one could ever fathom, for even one second, of surpassing the accuracy of it's forbidden dance with the primitive equations. NGM had been lonely, wandering the cold, dry jet stream for years; until one day it crossed paths with the sultry weather.com temperature forecasts! Finally they would join in beautiful consensus, and lovingly forecast for years to come. Then the evil WRF corrupted NCEP into unplugging NGM, making it spasm, spewing all it's macrophysical genius down the drain. But wait ... a new light shines as rumors lurk that a 768-hour, 24-member NGM will soon crunch again...
"Guys hurry up and finish your forecast! ... Yo Nikolai what the hell is this? Mostly Cloudy...? Didn't you see the RUC says scattered showers and thunderstorms..?"
"No NGM will lead us to verification, yes yes - de RUC is pointless!"
"Uh no you need to chan"--"No! Todd said to use NGM!"
"No NGM will lead us to verification, yes yes - de RUC is pointless!"
"Uh no you need to chan"--"No! Todd said to use NGM!"
by Captain Meteo April 1, 2013