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sime sandwich

A very special three-some involving two females (preferably related) and a male that involves, but is not limited to, the male being sandwiched by the two chicks with his dick in one girl's ass while the other has a strap-on and is doing him the ass at the same time.
1.
Jon: So, how was Nicki and her cousin last night?
Simon: It was great after I got the two of them in bed. They were down with the sime sandwich, extra pickle and mayo.
Jon: YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!

2.
Simon: How bad do you want to be in a sime sandwich?
Jon: I want to so bad! So bad!
by Cap'n Snatch April 8, 2008
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strawberry explosion

1. When a female projectile ejaculates as the result of oral stimulation while on her period, resulting a strawberry-colored explosion, hence the name.
2. Simon's waffle
Jon: So, how was last night with Nicki?
Simon: Eh, it was ok
Jon: Why just ok?
Simon: Well it was goin alright until she had a fuckin strawberry explosion all over my face. It got in my eye!
by Cap'n Snatch April 7, 2008
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