Definitions by Cap'n J

twatting 

To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe

I twatted him upside the head with my size ten.

twatting by Cap'n J June 25, 2004

wanging 

To strike or to be struck by an object generally speaking quite forcefully.

"i wanged him over the head with my shoe"
"i was out buying cigarettes when some bint with a pram wanged into me!"

wanging by Cap'n J June 25, 2004