Definitions by Canned Cool Whip

Flat Tongue 

Flat tongue is used to refer to the American - USA (excluding persons with Georgia, Texas, and New York accents) accent.

Speak with an educated person from the United States, excluding persons from Texas, Georgia, and New York with accents, and you'll hear the flat tongue accent.

Flat Tongue by Canned Cool Whip January 2, 2012

Love 

The most overused word in middle school by prepubescent, dick-hungry girls.

*6th grade boy compliment girl in school*
Girl to friend: OMG I LOVE HIM BECAUSE HE COMPLIMENTED ME. WE'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER.

Love by Canned Cool Whip December 27, 2011

Arrow In The Knee 

A Skyrim reference. What every person you approach says.

Also, this has become an overdone YouTube comment fad.

To say it, you must say "I used to..." and then finish with, "but then I took an arrow in the knee."

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Arrow In The Knee by Canned Cool Whip December 16, 2011

Don't Try Anything Cute 

Synonymous for "don't try anything funny," or the like.

Alright, I'm going to untie you now, but don't try anything cute.

Don't Try Anything Cute by Canned Cool Whip August 23, 2011