Definitions by Can this carrot even carrot

dlbia 

Didn't laugh but internally amused - commonly used when texting and is more adequate than lol, rofl, or lm(f)ao for when you find something mindly funny, but not enough to outwardly express it.

"Hey man look at this hilarious cat video!"
"Dlbia"

dlbia by Can this carrot even carrot November 2, 2017

pervorny 

When you are feeling perverted and horny.

"Gosh, what's got you so pervorny this morning?!"

pervorny by Can this carrot even carrot October 16, 2017