1 definition by Cameron's-devoted-child
A Cameron is...typically a guido. Can be recognized most by his exceptional sandwich making capabilities, an unbroken bond between his dog Versace, probably is from the city of Philadelphia (but mostly likely not), contributes to the intramural basketball team entitled, but not trademarked, "The Crystal Methodists." A Cameron, also known by his alter-ego, Cam, enjoys long walks across the water, pretending to be an ostrich by sticking his head in the sand, has the overall speed of an elephant on in-line skates, a jumper that makes Jesus Shuttlesworth jealous, and the mental capacity of a newborn giraffe.
Boy1: Damn, I can't believe I'm looking at this Cam.
Boy2: Damn, I know exactly what you mean but don't you mean Cameron?
Boy1: Damn, you're right. I can't believe I messed that up.
Boy2: Damn, it's all good dawg. I think he's making sandwiches for us.
Boy1: Damn, what kind?
Boy2: Damn, actually that's a basketball...and he's playing basketball.
Boy1: Damn, who's he playing with?
Boy2: Damn, I think that's the critically acclaimed Crystal Methodists.
Boy1: Damn, is that Versace as the coach?
Boy2: Damn, you're right.
Boy1: Damn, what a guy.
Boy2: Damn, I know exactly what you mean but don't you mean Cameron?
Boy1: Damn, you're right. I can't believe I messed that up.
Boy2: Damn, it's all good dawg. I think he's making sandwiches for us.
Boy1: Damn, what kind?
Boy2: Damn, actually that's a basketball...and he's playing basketball.
Boy1: Damn, who's he playing with?
Boy2: Damn, I think that's the critically acclaimed Crystal Methodists.
Boy1: Damn, is that Versace as the coach?
Boy2: Damn, you're right.
Boy1: Damn, what a guy.
by Cameron's-devoted-child February 25, 2018