Definitions by Callan.

Reltonation 

When one family member performs masturbation on another family member.

1. Adam (son) was tossed off by Michael (father).
2. Question - What did you get up to last night?

Answer - Just a quiet Reltonation night .

Reltonation by Callan. October 12, 2015

Scruffy Note 

Five pound notes always seem to be in bad condition when you recieve them.

Nickname for a (£5) five pounds note.

Man 1:Oi dickhead you owe me ten pounds!
Man 2:No i dont i already payed you a scruffy note so i owe you one more.

Scruffy Note by Callan. December 8, 2009