Callan.'s definitions

Scruffy Note

Five pound notes always seem to be in bad condition when you recieve them.

Nickname for a (£5) five pounds note.

Man 1:Oi dickhead you owe me ten pounds!
Man 2:No i dont i already payed you a scruffy note so i owe you one more.

by Callan. December 8, 2009

Reltonation

When one family member performs masturbation on another family member.

1. Adam (son) was tossed off by Michael (father).
2. Question - What did you get up to last night?

Answer - Just a quiet Reltonation night .

by Callan. October 12, 2015