4 definition by Caitlyn 49341

A bubble of a town in Michigan, just north of Grand Rapids.
The town is overrun by republicans and super-christians, both of which try to mold you to their idea of perfect.

A coffeehouse in Rockford, MI.
Unlike Epic, this is where all of the super-christians hang out.
Often there are bands playing religious music, but when there aren't, the owner feels compelled to play the local Christian Radio station.
If you and your friends discuss:
-Being a democrat
-Being homosexual
-Disliking the Bible

Be prepared to be eternally glared at.

Stands for Enjoying People in Community.
It is a coffeehouse in Rockford, MI. Many have found this to be the only place where they can be democrats, athiests, homosexual, etc. without being burned at the stake by the super-christians.

Someone who thinks that god is the way, the only way, and if you don't follow god you're going to hell.
They vary from regular Christians, because unlike the sensible ones they do everything in their power to convert you.
Often these people live in small towns. They are particularly densely populated in the midwest.