Definitions by Caitiedyd

FYI

Fuck you idiot

Safe for work.
I used “FYI” multiple times in the netting today and they just thought I was being information…instead is was cursing them all.

FYI by Caitiedyd January 19, 2023

legend of turtle head

The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack

Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.

legend of turtle head by Caitiedyd December 2, 2017

smegmella 

Vagina cheese. Similar to smegma.
Female equivalent to smegma.

Her smegmella has really gotten out of hand!
Determining a female’s need to shower can be defined by the consistency of her smegmella. Smegmella of ricotta cheese consistency is fine, cottage cheese consistency is just gross

smegmella by Caitiedyd November 30, 2017