Cabbages family's definitions

Eczema

A condition that by any other name would by bloody itchy disease of pain.

Me: Dammit I hate eczema.

Person 1: What the hell is that and is it contagious?

Me: It is something I was born with.

Person 1: Well is it contagious?

Me: Don't be retarded no.

by Cabbages family November 8, 2009