COCK's definitions

Piss Monkey

A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.

That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)

by Cock April 26, 2005

octocock

A female in active use of 8 penii, all of which must be manipulated by her simultaneously. A minimum of 2 must be in arse, 2 in vag. Other orifii may be employed at the owner's discretion.

Fuckin 'ell, john lent me a stick flick last night that had an octocock. A fucking OCTOCOCK! Jesus, she must have been sore afterwards.

by cock November 29, 2003

lsdf

lesbian sucking dick forever!

i wanna lsdf u all night long bitch!

by cock May 13, 2005

Junk In the Trunk

Having a large ass.

Anita Ritchie

by COCK November 2, 2003

friend

A person whom Andy thinks you can walk all over because you have a bad hair day.

It was so cool when I started making personal stabs at my friends, they must of really enjoyed it!

by Cock June 4, 2003

three fan

Andrew Trifan, or laying down three cards of the same type in the card game asshole.

Oh shit, here comes 3 fan.
Dude i just 3 fanned it.

by Cock March 17, 2004

Fagland

The land of fags where the men are dressed in drag

I live in fagland. It sucks

by Cock April 26, 2005