friend

A person whom Andy thinks you can walk all over because you have a bad hair day.

It was so cool when I started making personal stabs at my friends, they must of really enjoyed it!

by Cock June 04, 2003

Piss Monkey

A Monkey that pisses on you when you go to the zoo.

That piss monkey just pissed on me, its a (fag)

by Cock April 27, 2005

three fan

Andrew Trifan, or laying down three cards of the same type in the card game asshole.

Oh shit, here comes 3 fan.
Dude i just 3 fanned it.

by Cock March 18, 2004

octocock

A female in active use of 8 penii, all of which must be manipulated by her simultaneously. A minimum of 2 must be in arse, 2 in vag. Other orifii may be employed at the owner's discretion.

Fuckin 'ell, john lent me a stick flick last night that had an octocock. A fucking OCTOCOCK! Jesus, she must have been sore afterwards.

by cock November 29, 2003

Fagland

The land of fags where the men are dressed in drag

I live in fagland. It sucks

by Cock April 27, 2005

cock

A males dick that gets sucked all the time.

Damn! My girl sucked my cock all fucking night. My cock is still throbing, I need to go jack offmy cock so all my cum can get on my fucking britney spears poster.

by cock May 11, 2004

3DW

a band that tries to be good but really isnt good no matter how hard they try and they play some wierd shit and the trumpet player is always spanish

"That band 3DW really sucks wang."

by cock January 14, 2003