Everett

Everett is a smart guy who has totally met every celebrity that has ever existed. He is famous, too. In fact, he is god!
Everett is my boyfriend, Everett is a god, Everett is the breeze in my hair on the weekend, Everett's a relaxing thought, Aren't you envious that for you it's not? Sweet like honey, Everett is a cat purring in my lap 'cause he loves me flexing like goddamn acrobat me and Everett vibe like that. 'Cause Everett is the thunder rattling your ground. Everett's on your scent like a bounty hunter Everett's gonna track you down step by step from town to town sweet like justice, Everett is a bottle of red red wine Red, red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need her so
Red, red wine, it's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go, memories won't go
by CINNAMON JESUS January 17, 2023
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keister

Hey keister hows it going
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Perpetual Vegetable

Did you see that concert last night where they threw perpetual vegetables?
I love me a good perpetual Vegetable
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