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Shitnuts 

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when something is particularly bad.

Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts
Friend 1: Aw shit man i lost my car keys!

Friend 2: Damn bro, that’s pretty shitnuts
Shitnuts by CEO of ant molestation February 7, 2022
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The Homophobe Paradox 

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The homophobe paradox is something where if somebody says "being homophobic is gay" then they would be homophobic but then they would be gay so it wouldn't be possible
The uneducated twat said: being homophobic is gay

The smartarse said: haha that is the homophobe paradox
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Pillakronoprukkaskite 

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A word used to point out people that use long words and call them annoying
Person 1: haha I know a new word and the word is pnuemonoultramicroscopicvolcanoconiosis

Person 2: shut up you pillakronoprukkaskite
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Lord scrote 

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A person with a sizeable saggy and hairy scrotum
The woman during sexual intercourse called her partner lord scrote when giving a blowjob
Lord scrote by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020
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Ant molestation

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The action of molesting ants and this may give off pleasure because ants going into the urethra
Adam: Hey John stop doing ant molestation on that colony

John: sorry i just find it rather pleasant
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