What in tar nation
by CABAGE No2 April 29, 2022
I know just what you wanna hear (wanna hear)
Your lookin like lasagna and you know you make me wanna oOoOoH
Make all your problems disappear (disappear)
You look like ravioli and I got the formuoli babe
Your an ooey gooey yummy yummy tasty little snack
I’ma hit it from the back, hit it from the back babe
You chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat
Put this record on repeat
Listen while you sleep baby
Dam you lookin sweet babe (sweet babe)
Good enough to eat babe (eat babies)
So i’ma eat your feet babe
Eat your feet and for desert
I’ma eat your shirt (eat your fucking shirt)
You know what would be kinna fun (what?)
Let’s all game the billboard charts to make this number one (that’d be really fun!)
Why won’t the paparazzi leave me be (C’MON!)
Please just treat me like a person, I’m not a piece of meat
Your an ooey gooey yummy yummy tasty little snack
I’ma hit it from the back, hit it from the back babe
You chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat
Put this record on repeat
Listen while you sleep
You a scrumptious little spicy hot tamale in my mouth
Way too spicy spicy ow
Had to spit it out babe
Your a crazy fucking horse that’s on the run from the police
Crazy horse don’t hurt me please
Begging on my knees baby
(Crazy horse don’t hurt me please)
What law did this horse break
Your lookin like lasagna and you know you make me wanna oOoOoH
Make all your problems disappear (disappear)
You look like ravioli and I got the formuoli babe
Your an ooey gooey yummy yummy tasty little snack
I’ma hit it from the back, hit it from the back babe
You chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat
Put this record on repeat
Listen while you sleep baby
Dam you lookin sweet babe (sweet babe)
Good enough to eat babe (eat babies)
So i’ma eat your feet babe
Eat your feet and for desert
I’ma eat your shirt (eat your fucking shirt)
You know what would be kinna fun (what?)
Let’s all game the billboard charts to make this number one (that’d be really fun!)
Why won’t the paparazzi leave me be (C’MON!)
Please just treat me like a person, I’m not a piece of meat
Your an ooey gooey yummy yummy tasty little snack
I’ma hit it from the back, hit it from the back babe
You chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat
Put this record on repeat
Listen while you sleep
You a scrumptious little spicy hot tamale in my mouth
Way too spicy spicy ow
Had to spit it out babe
Your a crazy fucking horse that’s on the run from the police
Crazy horse don’t hurt me please
Begging on my knees baby
(Crazy horse don’t hurt me please)
What law did this horse break
by CABAGE No2 March 26, 2022
Guy: Can I get a bag of coke?
Illegal pharmacist: No, sorry, we only have Pepsi (short for pepsiaine
Illegal pharmacist: No, sorry, we only have Pepsi (short for pepsiaine
by CABAGE No2 March 26, 2022
X: your the first lowest voted person who’s name doesn’t start with a B
Pen: wait, you don’t know? My legal name is actually… 🅱️en
Pen: wait, you don’t know? My legal name is actually… 🅱️en
by CABAGE No2 March 26, 2022
Dinky Gunky
by CABAGE No2 May 08, 2022
by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022