CABAGE No2's definitions

Ten Nautical Miles

The amount of distance that is tolerable to mention Boku no Pico from me or any sane person on this fricking planet

Person 1: I watch boku no pico

Me: do not mention that within ten nautical miles of me

by CABAGE No2 April 25, 2022

Miles Eggworth

The greatest proseggcutor of all time (besides maybe godeggt)

Person 1: Have you played the game Eggs Eggttorney?

Person 2: Yeah, Miles Eggworth is so cool

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

Testicle murder

Testicle murder

Testicle murder

by CABAGE No2 April 11, 2022

Atramentous

Black as ink; inky

That random well of ink that randomly appeared in your living room is atramentous. Does it have an end?

by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022

Taking out the trash

What a girl says she’s gonna do when she asks me out

Me: so what are you doing tomorrow?
Girl: Nothing, just taking out the trash
Me: *gasp* :)

by CABAGE No2 April 2, 2022

I kid, you not

What a kid says to an adult

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

Ditzy Gaakey

The internet’s most notorious ripoff of Diggy Gorgonzola

Ditzy gaakey is just as cool as diggy Gorgonzola

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022