Definitions by By hook or crook

crow 

A verb meaning to use sarcasm and say negative things about somebody.

Giselle acted like I was the one who was all loaded at the party. I can't believe she would crow me like that.

crow by By hook or crook October 9, 2012

Smacking Bananas 

Using hemorrhoid creme when you are suffering from hemorrhoids (see: Packing Bananas).

Smacking bananas with witch hazel takes the itch away.

Smacking Bananas by By hook or crook January 11, 2012

Packing Bananas 

Having a bad case of hemorrhoids.

Ever since I had the baby, I have been packing bananas.

Packing Bananas by By hook or crook January 9, 2012