Packing Bananas

Having a bad case of hemorrhoids.

Ever since I had the baby, I have been packing bananas.

by By hook or crook January 07, 2012

Smacking Bananas

Using hemorrhoid creme when you are suffering from hemorrhoids (see: Packing Bananas).

Smacking bananas with witch hazel takes the itch away.

by By hook or crook January 11, 2012

crow

A verb meaning to use sarcasm and say negative things about somebody.

Giselle acted like I was the one who was all loaded at the party. I can't believe she would crow me like that.

by By hook or crook May 02, 2012