The most white trash town in cecil County where just about everyone who shouldn't be having kids are popping them out left and right. Head down to the local dollar tree on any given day and you might just score yourself a single crackhead mother who is spending her welfare check. If that isn't exciting enough for you, head over to McDonald's and you can watch the homless people who live there drink coffee and yell at their girlfriends about why their cricket mobile phone is all out of minutes. Formally known as the Suboxone 500, elkton holds the biggest race of all time every night around 7pm at the homless feeding shack in town right next to crack head ran pawn shop that shut down 5 times.
by Buttermyraisinbagel December 26, 2017