wide right

The result of a potential game winning field goal by Florida State (Free Shoes) against Miami in their one sided rivalry

I bet some money on FSU to win against Miami. Beitia sets up to kick a 39-yard field goal... it's wide right....again

by Burt Reynolds February 14, 2004

asspicnic

Something that you call someone, very much akin to |assfarmer|.

Dammit Quincy, you are such an asspicnic

by Burt Reynolds April 08, 2003

Beyondcrap

Crap, but a greater form of it.

This isn't crap, its beyondcrap!

by Burt Reynolds March 02, 2003

FCC

Federal Communications Commission. Media regulator that went into overdrive after the wardrobe malfunction and increased censoring to an all time high. See totalitarian, evil, communist.

"Are we watching Soviet controlled TV, or did the FCC get drunk with power again?"

by Burt Reynolds April 08, 2004