Burt Maass's definitions

J-Loid

A woman who resembles Jennifer Lopez, especially on TV.

Any chick that looks that much like Jennifer Lopez has to be called a J-Loid!

by Burt Maass March 13, 2008

Notistic

A disorder that prevents people from hearing the word No.

I didn't realize she was saying no, I'm Notistic!

by Burt Maass March 14, 2008

lamestream

Things that people participate in or go to because they think it will make them look hip.

Rob: Are you going to Lollapalooza on Friday?

Burt: Dude, Lollapalooza is SO Lamestream!

by Burt Maass March 21, 2008