Burt Maass's definitions

J-Loid

A woman who resembles Jennifer Lopez, especially on TV.

Any chick that looks that much like Jennifer Lopez has to be called a J-Loid!

by Burt Maass March 13, 2008

lamestream

Things that people participate in or go to because they think it will make them look hip.

Rob: Are you going to Lollapalooza on Friday?

Burt: Dude, Lollapalooza is SO Lamestream!

by Burt Maass March 21, 2008

Notistic

A disorder that prevents people from hearing the word No.

I didn't realize she was saying no, I'm Notistic!

by Burt Maass March 14, 2008