5 definitions by Bullzeye

donkey dick

Army slang for a removable, bendable metal spout used to pour gas from USGI jerry cans

"Hey Sergeant, toss me that donkey dick, willya? I gotta tap this can so I can fill up the Humvee."

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003

by Bullzeye June 2, 2017

A deep, throaty cackle uttered by supervillians and anyone reveling in their own evilness.
See also "muahaha".

When my rabid chimpanzee unicycle brigade is released from their holding pen at the North Pole, the world will finally be MINE! Bwahaha!

by Bullzeye February 18, 2004

Army slang for the Browning M2-HB .50-caliber heavy machine gun

"Go grab me a couple of boxes of fifty-cal. I'm gonna make the Ma Deuce sing!"

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003

Army slang, meaning "severely fucked up". Used in the context of comparison. See also: hockey cleats

"Ho-ley shit, Private Snuffy! You lost your rifle??? You are fucked up like a football bat, son!"

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003