Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Buford Turnipseed

Riding an Amish Surfboard

Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.

Also known as Amish Surfboarding

I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.

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Titty fucking your flat-chested second cousin

Also known as “Riding an Amish Surfboard”

Dude, Elijah was Amish Surfboarding at his family reunion last weekend.

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A flat chested 2nd cousin, particularly one that you have titty fucked, or have interest in titty-fucking.

Dude, I totally rode a Amish Surfboard at my family reunion last weekend.

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