Definitions by Buck Shuckler

Microwave artist

A pretentious title for the lowest tier of food worker.

"I reheat the frozen food at chipotle but I'm putting it down as microwave artist on my CV"

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An Oklahoma Lawyer is someone that "knows a thing or two about the legal system" cause they've been in jail at least 3 times

Guy 1: Kyle told me he knows how to get away with growing weed
Guy 2: Nah man you can't trust Kyle, he's an Oklahoma lawyer

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