Bryan Seaman's definitions

Schlorp

This is the noise you make when you are rapidly sucking ramen noodles down your throat.

Danny: Hey Mike, how you doing??
Mike: *Schlorp* going good Dan

by Bryan Seaman May 30, 2018

Funeral Bang

When you are attending a funeral with your closest relatives and you whip your dick out and it turns into a pornhub-like scene of a family orgy taking place. It only ends when the deceased person has came.

I work at a funeral home and I witnessed a funeral bang last week. I was disgusted.

by Bryan Seaman May 14, 2019

lebonese elderberry

A berry that is in somewhat of a drooping shape and sways side to side under an old Lebanese man's coochie.

Wow! Hank only has one lebonese elderberry left after war.

by Bryan Seaman September 4, 2016