Bryan Seaman's definitions

Schlorp

This is the noise you make when you are rapidly sucking ramen noodles down your throat.

Danny: Hey Mike, how you doing??
Mike: *Schlorp* going good Dan

by Bryan Seaman May 30, 2018

lebonese elderberry

A berry that is in somewhat of a drooping shape and sways side to side under an old Lebanese man's coochie.

Wow! Hank only has one lebonese elderberry left after war.

by Bryan Seaman September 4, 2016

Funeral Bang

When you are attending a funeral with your closest relatives and you whip your dick out and it turns into a pornhub-like scene of a family orgy taking place. It only ends when the deceased person has came.

I work at a funeral home and I witnessed a funeral bang last week. I was disgusted.

by Bryan Seaman May 14, 2019