arachnafuck

When you have sexual intercourse with a spider.

-So was it a brown recluse you arachnafucked, or a black widow?
-Neither, you smug asshole. It was a wolf spider.

by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 06, 2008

spiderbate

When you squish up a bunch of spiders and use them as lubicrant to masturbate with.

Last night, I had the ultimate spiderbate with the help of some ceiling spiders.

by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 06, 2008