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Definitions by Bruins mallow

The confidence given to Subaru drivers that their car can drive off-road.
Did you hear about the couple that got their car stuck in a snow bank in Telluride? Pure Subaris.
Subaris by Bruins mallow March 20, 2025

Ossification 

The state of intoxication that leads to a syllable change in the word officer when attempting to communicate with your local PD.
Wha-zeems to be the problem Ossiffer?

"Take her away boys, this is a serious case of Ossification"

Asshole couple 

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.
The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.
Asshole couple by Bruins mallow September 8, 2015

vanishing grades 

When you slowly loose all you papers before the are due.
I have an F cause of vanishing grades
vanishing grades by Bruins mallow November 11, 2014