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Asshole couple

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.
The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.
by Bruins mallow September 8, 2015
mugGet the Asshole couplemug.

Subaris

The confidence given to Subaru drivers that their car can drive off-road.
Did you hear about the couple that got their car stuck in a snow bank in Telluride? Pure Subaris.
by Bruins mallow March 20, 2025
mugGet the Subarismug.

Ossification

The state of intoxication that leads to a syllable change in the word officer when attempting to communicate with your local PD.
Wha-zeems to be the problem Ossiffer?

"Take her away boys, this is a serious case of Ossification"
by Bruins mallow July 8, 2019
mugGet the Ossificationmug.

vanishing grades

When you slowly loose all you papers before the are due.
I have an F cause of vanishing grades
by Bruins mallow November 11, 2014
mugGet the vanishing gradesmug.

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