Definitions by Bruce Saunders

hypogoogleaphobia

Fear of not finding your website listed in Google at all.

Ken’s hypogoogleaphobia became more acute as he desperately searched for his lame website on Google.

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Fear of being listed first on Google and overloading your lame server's bandwidth.

Ken’s hypergoogleaphobia became acute as his website suddenly became the number one search result on Google for “sheep shearing”.

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