hypergoogleaphobia 

Fear of being listed first on Google and overloading your lame server's bandwidth.

Ken’s hypergoogleaphobia became acute as his website suddenly became the number one search result on Google for “sheep shearing”.

hypergoogleaphobia by Bruce Saunders July 30, 2008

hypogoogleaphobia 

Fear of not finding your website listed in Google at all.

Ken’s hypogoogleaphobia became more acute as he desperately searched for his lame website on Google.

hypogoogleaphobia by Bruce Saunders July 30, 2008