Bruce Fitzgerald Cook's definitions

Carl Creamer

Using meth or coke as coffee creamer.

"Moe poot sum Carl Creamer eein muh cuffee b'fer I sit in muh darr blonde."

by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook June 3, 2023

Mudbeard

Characteristics include: Overweight and slovenly. Unemployed and on welfare. Zero job/ life skills. (BUT) These fat, lazy motherfuckers decided that all they have to do to earn the tough, racist, hardworking goodolboy redneck badge, is to grow a duck dynasty beard and start wearing rebel flags.

They eqrned nothing. These guys are just fedoras in disguise.

Attention REAL Workers, rednecks, and racists: It's open season on all unemployed, welfare bum, fake real men MUDBEARDS!

Carry clippers on your person, next to the .45. It's time they get sent back to fedora and sweatpants land.

by Bruce Fitzgerald Cook October 14, 2021