Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Brown Bretheren

Bitchatcho

A name you use towards your friends that’s not as harsh as bitch

Whaddup bitchatcho!!

A friend or an acquaintance who is simply a bastard but you love them

God I missed you bastardo, how’re you?
Or

Where’s your bastardo ass at

when it's not too cold to freeze your balls off but cold enough to make your nipples go hard

I can handle the frostatious period but can't stand when it snows.