Brother Number One's definitions

gutterslut

a trashy dressing drunken slapper frequently found in bars and nightclubs who pick up guys on the dance floor, shag them, then dump them the next morning, considered the great satan by the author

Kirsty Banks

by Brother Number One May 7, 2004

wowser

a term used to describe a teetoller who wants to ban alcohol consumtion, The term originated in the early 1900s by hotel owners and patrons to describe members of the Womans Christian League in both Australia and New Zealand who campaigned for temperance and prohibition but narrowly failed in nurturing the latter in both countries.

Womans Christian League member: alcohol is evil we want it banned
Hotel Patron: just cos you woman arent allowed to drink in a hotel you cant ban it, you stupid bunch of wowsers

by Brother Number One May 5, 2004

hotel

originally a Hotel Bar - a place where men would go after work and get as pissed as a 2 bob watch then stay the night at one of the many top floor rooms provided, but times have changed and most Hotels are now discoteques and cafe bars, although the few that still remain in there original form are places where drunken unemployed bums spend there days drinking rather than trying to find work, at night there are darts competitions

The Albion Hotel

by Brother Number One May 5, 2004

boppers

girls that should be beaten 20 times around the head with a club then stabbed 6 times in the back of the head with an extremely sharp bambo stick for being the slags they are. - see also slapper, skank, slag, and shore girl,

Death to All Boppers

by Brother Number One April 8, 2004

yo grampa

a general insult directed against the inferior used as an alternative against the general term yo mama

yo grampa has an arse that smells like cheese

by Brother Number One March 31, 2004

minion

A peasant or servant.

Foolish minion bow down to me.

by Brother Number One March 30, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

March 17 - a Day to Drink as much piss as possible (notably Guinness) then fall over the floor swearing at your mates and the bartenders

Drink that Guinness mate

by Brother Number One March 21, 2004