A Broat is a Boat that contains one or many Bro's. Broats must be occupied almost solely by Bro's, otherwise it is just a boat with a Bro on it. A Broat may also contain Bro Hoe's, but they cannot outnumber the Bro's.
A Broat will be easily identifiable by the loud and obnoxious noise being emitted from it, usually in relation to drinking, partying or facial hair. A Broat can be of any size and make, but will most likely be a paddle boat or a canoe as Bro's are highly unlikely to have the attention span to drive anything bigger. Broat's are also highly likely to sink due to inattention and stupidity of the driver(s). A Broat is the highest form of water traveling douchebaggery.
A Broat will be easily identifiable by the loud and obnoxious noise being emitted from it, usually in relation to drinking, partying or facial hair. A Broat can be of any size and make, but will most likely be a paddle boat or a canoe as Bro's are highly unlikely to have the attention span to drive anything bigger. Broat's are also highly likely to sink due to inattention and stupidity of the driver(s). A Broat is the highest form of water traveling douchebaggery.
by Brodius Maximus July 22, 2011
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