Brian Wilhelm's definitions

cry of a trapped turd

that horrible smell that eminates from one's rectum when the morning's bowel movement was incomplete

Although I didn't hear Julia fart in the cubicle next to me, I could smell the cry of a trapped turd.

by Brian Wilhelm November 7, 2007

pleasure bump

A herpes out-break. Or any other nasty std that manefests in lumps, bumps or rash.

This biatch definatly had some nasty shit going on down there. But she told me its all good they're just pleasure bumps.

by Brian Wilhelm November 12, 2007

cry of a trapped turd

The nasty ass stench that emits from yo ass when you fart with a loaded chamber.

My ex tried to hold it back in that nasty ass. When all of a....Holy shit! That smells like the cry of a trapped turd.

by Brian Wilhelm November 12, 2007