Brian Cichanowicz's definitions
My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".
by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008
Get the pussy bumpermug. An enormously fat woman with a fupa so large if you put a wig on it you might mistake it for a siamese twin. They usually date or marry scrawny guys with bad mustaches.
My aunt Paula is a classic example of a fupapottamus. Legend has it she has extra elastic material sewn right below the zipper of her pants to comfortably house the fupa. Her measurements are 48-44-46-52. The last measurement is proof she is a fupappotamus
by Brian Cichanowicz January 16, 2009
Get the fupapottamusmug. My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".
by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008
Get the pussy bumpermug. How'd that date go with the cougar? Did you get any?
-Oh yeah it was great. She was definitely osteoferocious.
-Oh yeah it was great. She was definitely osteoferocious.
by Brian Cichanowicz January 16, 2009
Get the OSTEOFEROCIOUSmug.