Definitions by Brian Ball

shuffleate 

To move or transfer quickly from one place to another.

Why don't you all just shuffleate back to your rooms?!

I gotta shuffleate to the shitter!!!

shuffleate by Brian Ball July 30, 2008

microwaved shit 

Used to describe something unpleasant, or a negative state of being.

Man, I feel like microwaved shit after that party last night.

This beer tastes like microwaved shit.

microwaved shit by Brian Ball May 5, 2006

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket 

Very random display of disgust or surpise. Also used to emphasize a point being made, or to just humor your friends. First uttered by a by a dick football coach from a small town in Kansas.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!!! That was the shittiest block I've ever seen.
Guess what Chris? I got laid last night! "Well Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, it's about time."

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket by Brian Ball April 25, 2006