Definitions by Brenener

Autotune

A magical device that makes drunken bastards sound like good singers and good singers sound like drunken bastards.

Rebecca was a great singer, but with autotune she sounds like a walrus giving birth.

Ke$ha was a drunken whore spewing nonsense into a microphone, but with autotune she sounded like a sober whore spewing nonsense into a microphone.

Autotune by Brenener June 28, 2011

Cinnamon Twist 

1. A delicious yet unwholesome product sold at Taco Bell.

2. A form of sex rated 8 on the kinky scale, where a woman spreads cinnamon on her stomach. She would then give a man a handjob, forcing him to ejaculate on the woman's stomach so that the semen mixes with the cinnamon. The women would then enjoy a wholesome snack as she sucked up the mixture, preferably with a bendy straw.

1. Dave: Wanna go to Taco Bell?

Cheryl: Yeah, I love their cinnamon twists!

2. Dave: Let's do some hardcore swallowing.

Cheryl: How about we just have a cinnamon twist instead?

It tastes much better.

Cinnamon Twist by Brenener June 28, 2011

Cap-a-chino 

Any activity involving the death of a Mexican.

Steve: Wow, did you see the news today when that Mexican got shot?

Dave: Yeah, that nigga was on PCP. He got Cap-a-chino'ed!

Cap-a-chino by Brenener June 27, 2011