2 definitions by Brandon Michael Hall
a Las Vegas native with a love of punk Oi and Ska. Formally rocked a wicked Grizzly Adams beard, and is known to shake the hand or hug anyone he comes into contact with.
by Brandon Michael Hall May 16, 2008
...I see this shrew run into these shrubs. So I stood up, walked over to the shrubs and started stompin' around with my shrew stompers. I heard this high pitched shreak as my right shrew stomper came down on him. It wasn't dead though, so I looked around and sure enough, there was a cinder block. Well, being the highly evolved homo sapien that I am, I picked up the cinder block, moved my shrew stomper, and dropped the cinder block. The shreaking stopped after that. I looked toward the ocean, let out a BEEEEYAAAAAAAAY as I felt the cool ocean breeze blow my button up shirt back like a cape of glory. Then I went back to my seat and ashed in a walruses glass.
by Brandon Michael Hall September 27, 2007