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A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.
Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.
by Brandon December 9, 2004
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an expletive. on sight, causing you to be nauseous. to see something that causes you to become sick.

From my Portuguese grandma, Bernice.
Nunge! the kid's snot is dripping down his face into his mouth!
by Brandon August 19, 2004
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Quickly drinking an alcoholic beverage and then passing it to a partner. Follow the procedure until the alcoholic beverage is finished
Hey Whitney, do you want to cannonball this beer?
by Brandon February 2, 2004
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Same as the word ever, however often times used on forums to diss people.
by Brandon November 28, 2002
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A person with at least three generations of Floridian ancestry from one or both sides of the family. It originated from the few groups of people that lived in Florida before proper settlements began, when men would herd cows through the miles and miles of palmetto bushes, cracking their whips to keep the herd moving in the right direction.
"Those crackers are crazy; heardin' cows through miles of palmettos?"
by Brandon December 10, 2004
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Ricer: *FARRRT* TYPE SH HONDA PRELUDE
Me: Um... '93 TA... 5.7L v8 6speed?
Ricer: SO WHAT, I HAVE A 20ft WING ON MY CAR, and a COFFEE CAN!!!
*Light turns green*
Me: *gone*
Ricer: omfg my cold air intake didnt bring me over 110 HP!!!!
by Brandon October 13, 2004
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