Brandon's definitions

pokens

poker mainly texas holdem

shit nigga lets go play some pokens so i can win dat cheese you got from your welfare check

by brandon March 25, 2004

dendrosexual

One who enjoys sexual intercourse with trees, Brian Schwan.

Brian's not a homosexual or a heterosexual, he's a dendrosexual!
-Nate and Brandon

by Brandon December 24, 2004

Blumpkin King

A person you know that gives out the most blumpkins out of anyone.

Eric from work is real blumpkin King.

by Brandon June 24, 2004

Wankster

A person who wanks alot... Look up wanker

Kevin pitura is a wankster

by Brandon October 31, 2004

8th

you dumbfucks, its always 3.5 grams and its like always $50, its an 8th of an ounce

Dave said he was gonna buy two dubs for $40, but I told him to save up $10 more and buy an 8th.

by brandon May 13, 2005

tilt

A place to post, your house, home

a my nigga i am about to go post up at the tilt

by BRANDON May 9, 2003

Negator

A person who has a negative view on everything and/or just wants to get people in trouble.

That security guard was a raw dildo-whapping negator.

by Brandon February 18, 2005