Brain Anderson's definitions

Banquet Hat

A sexual manuever, in which the male defecates on the female's head, forms it into a hat shape, and then proceeds to pick the food bits out of the shit and force-feed them to the woman.

Look at that girl's hat, it looks like shit!!!
Yeah, it's just like the Banquet Hat I gave your sister yesterday- three times!

by Brain Anderson January 28, 2008

Fletcher's Fry Sauce

When a homosexual becomes so enthusiastic in giving his boyfriend a handjob he causes the pitcher to ejaculate bloody semen, resembling fry sauce in color and consistency.

Oh man, that cherry pudding looks like Fletcher's Fry Sauce!
Yeah, and it tastes like it too!

by Brain Anderson January 31, 2008